What is my name anyway?

This morning Rebekah came and cuddled with me on the couch. She started asking me what my name is... I told her Jenny, she said... noooo not that, your REAL name, so I said Jennifer... she was getting upset and said very firmly NO MOM... not your NICKNAME your REALLLLLL name.... you know... MOM.... :) OH I see.... my "real name" so I said, it starts with "M" and she smiled really big and said, thanks. So... I guess my REAL name is Mom..... :)